Why the World Actually is Flat

I’m sure that most people have heard that there are pockets of folks around who have rekindled the belief that the world is flat. Yuri Gagarin, John Glenn, and many more with the first-hand experience would wholeheartedly disagree with that statement. Physically speaking, the Earth is most definitely not flat. It is a fact. However, the world HAS become flat. Allow me to explain.

Regrettably, technology has very much begun to bite us in the arse. While it’s not the dystopian rule of artificial intelligence that went from cleaning the skid marks from our undies to eliminating all humans to protect us from ourselves, we are still suffering at the hands of technology nearly as much as we are benefiting. Don’t get me wrong; I love tech more possibly than the next person but the time that I went to work and left my phone at home still haunts me. It was not pretty and certainly made me feel silly.

The dominance of social media, fake news, alt-facts, and the idea that we can choose the facts that we want to believe and vice versa has created a bizarre ecosystem of doubt, mistrust, and knee-jerk reasoning. People think with their feelings. Somehow, there is a disturbing possibility that more Americans will believe in angels than a round Earth. If by angels you mean the big, funny dude that you went to school with then, yes, I believe in Angels.

Another fact is that you really cannot believe everything that you see or read on the internet. There is substantial misinformation whether it be a mistake, lie, or manipulation. For example, the news people are spreading about the Earth being flat is likely all of the above. Everyone knows that this is true, but it seems now it is being taken advantage of to the point that ANY information on the internet is treated as a la carte. In other words, it’s true if it fits into my view of the world and false if it does not.

Whenever I meet a new coworker, typically a kid in his twenties, I always tell them that if all else fails just play dumb if you screw up. Why? Because people so desperately want to believe that everyone else is stupid, incompetent, or incapable that they will jump at the chance to have that affirmation. What’s more is that people like to have an actual stupid person around to make them feel better about themselves. This is nothing new. It’s akin to the big group of girls with the one ugly friend that has a great personality. No offense, that’s just an example that people get. Don’t shoot the messenger.

We’ve lost hold of things that are real, tangible. Entertainment primarily exists in the ether of the internet, especially books and music. Even friends mostly live online and strain the definition of the word. What happens when the robots stop eliminating the stains from our nether garments and start eliminating us? I don’t know, we need the fancy robots first. The take away is that maybe we should embrace what is right in front of us. Stop telling me to shut up while you have a typed conversation with another person who isn’t in the room. Once again, History is laughing as we endeavor to prove its point yet again. We can always see past that which is in right front of our face and seem to do so simply because we have the luxury.

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Posted by Adam L. Cobden on Monday, December 4, 2017

Identity Crisis in Comics

I have always been critical of the comic book industry. Maybe it isn’t fair but we are all guilty of laying down our money, for comics or any other form of entertainment, as an unspoken license to judge, second guess, and sulk about the things that happen and supposed terrible decisions behind them. Of course, we could have done better, right? With that in mind, I have long had a private joke about a miniseries, a successful one by most accounts, that DC Comics released in 2004 called Identity Crisis. To be clear, I am not here to beat up on Identity Crisis. It was somewhere between above average and good for me and, to be honest, I don’t remember it well at this point in time. For me, the only connection it has to comics, is what it represents to me personally, which I think is largely the point and goal of any media. I mean, it’s a comic called Identity Crisis, which sums up the industry quite well if you ask me.

I have been collecting comics monthly since about 2000. Over the years, I have mostly been annoyed by reboots, relaunches, rebirths, or any other spin the industry has put on pulling the rug out from under its fan base. For example, your favorite comic is currently on issue #21 in June and you wake up one day to discover the July issue is going to be inexplicably knocked back to issue #1 or, in an equally odd twist, warped forward to issue #500. That’s not to say I haven’t been sucked into these stunts on numerous occasions because I have indeed. I’m not completely naive. Since the major comic players and titles have been around for decade upon decade, I understand the need to change things up to keep it fresh or when a new generation or company takes the reigns. That makes sense and I can wrap my fragile mind around those facts. In the end, all the reboots, DC or Marvel, have only pushed me out of the monthly comic scene. I’m simply fed up with the absurdity. At this time, I currently buy whatever Conan series Dark Horse sees fit to publish, more on that soon. To clarify, I still buy other comics but almost exclusively in graphic novel form because it represents a cozy finality that monthly comics cannot offer. In my opinion, monthly comics represent pure chaos nowadays. Maybe they always have and it took me a while to notice. Who knows?

Okay, so I am just another complainer but that is good news. If I stopped caring altogether, I would not waste my time complaining. I do have a proposal that I cannot imagine is a groundbreaking idea by any means. I’m going to lay it out as a numbered list below because we are definitely dealing with numbering issues here.

#1 Drop the traditional numbering system completely. It obviously isn’t working and makes comic entities appear foolish and the fans feel foolish.

#1.1 Implement a new numbering system, big surprise. Every year, and I mean EVERY year, start a new issue #1-12. This is a win for all. You get closure, continuity, and the industry gets to release #1 issues with regularity, which equals sales. Not to mention, we already measure our lives in this manner to a large degree, companies and individuals.

#1.2 The #1-12 yearly system is more than enough issues for any story arc, or multiple ones, and adds structure to story telling and the industry as a whole. It also gives the readers something to look forward to as the latter part of the year is winding down. Let’s be honest, we do not care about issue #63 most of the time even if it is awesome, until issue #64 mysteriously becomes #200. At that point, it simply pisses us off and is akin to an alternate cover with our favorite hero giving us the finger.

#300 The frequent issuing of new #1 issues leaves plenty of room for autographed, graded comics, 1 in 50 special sketch covers done by the best artists, also autographed and graded, and plenty of wiggle room to accommodate a relaunch tied around a big movie release. I hear a lot of winning going on here.

#5 Every successful 12 issue run will be celebrated with the release of a hardcover graphic novel collecting the year’s entire run. Release this after issue #6 of the current year releases and, for added oomph, make it coincide with a major Comic-Con. If you start your issues every January, the timing would be perfect for San Diego.

This brings me back to Dark Horse. What I respect about them is how they have handled their Conan series, for the most part. For example, my beloved Conan, also released in 2004, ran a respectable #1-50 run. After that, there was Conan the Cimmerian (#1-25), Conan Road of Kings (#1-12). Conan the Barbarian (#1-25), Conan the Avenger (#1-25), and the new series Conan the Slayer, set to begin this July. Now, I’m not saying this is perfect, and my plan calls for something different, but I like knowing what to expect from Dark Horse and they have been delivering on this formula for more than a decade.

In closing, you can take all this with a grain of salt or dismiss it altogether. It’s my idea, so obviously I am biased, but I do not see a single negative aspect here. Even if a comic runs continuously, the story and direction are inevitably going to change no matter the number printed on the cover. At least this way, you know what you are getting as a fan and what your are in for as a writer, artist, editor, or publisher. That’s my take on it and, if I may be so bold, I think it is a great system, at least in theory. Unfortunately, a theory is all it may ever be.